On my way to work, I was listening to a soft-rock radio station, which boasted that they play music "everyone at work can agree on."

This, of course, is:

A) not true

B) something that carries the potential to create uncomfortable situations in the workplace. Cuz you know there's some asshole in an office who demands that the radio be tuned to his favorite soft-rock station (even when co-workers vocalize their dissatisfaction). So everytime the radio brags that they play music "everyone at work can agree on," there's a pregnant pause amongst all the co-workers as they're reminded that THIS IS NOT SO.

And oh... the asshole feels kind of bad because he knows everybody's mad at him.

Takin' care of business!