THE CELEBRITY CITED LIST:
1. Dave "Gruber" Allen (Monday, August 30th, 2004)
2. Gedde Watanabe (Tuesday, September 14th, 2004)
3. Joey Pantoliano (Sunday, September 19th, 2004)
4. Patrick Renna (Monday, September 20th, 2004)
5. Randy Jackson (Tuesday, September 21st, 2004)
6. Richard Riehle (Monday, October 4th, 2004)
7. Dwier Brown (Saturday, October 16th, 2004)
8. Betsy Randle (Saturday, October 16th, 2004)
9. Michael J. Anderson (Saturday, October 16th, 2004)
10. Rider Strong (Monday, October 25th, 2004)
11. Heather Graham (Monday, October 25th, 2004)
12. Andy Berman (Friday, October 29th, 2004)
13. David Spade (Tuesday, November 9th, 2004)
14. Henry Winkler (Friday, December 10th, 2004)
15. Joe Elliott (Sunday, January 2nd, 2005)
16. Glenn Danzig (Saturday, January 22nd, 2005)
17. Jay Leno (Thursday, January 27th, 2005)
18. David Cross (Wednesday, February 16th, 2005)

Last night, I saw David Cross (the "David" of "Mr. Show with Bob and David") entering the Cantina bar on Sunset Boulevard.

SIDENOTE:
I really like the name John, but if I had a son, I couldn't name him that. Because "John Rust" sounds too much like "genre." So anytime I stood on the front porch and yelled out my son's full name (for him to come to dinner, of course), some neighbor would respond, "Crime documentary!"

Because y'know, if you yell out a category, people automatically yell out what can be filed under it.

"FOOD!"
"... Banana."

"NATIONAL MONUMENTS!"
"... Mount Rushmore."

"PAUL'S NICKNAMES!"
"... Pauly Dangerfield."

Goddamn. Why hasn't anybody gotten on this "Pauly Dangerfield" bandwagon yet? I'm very disappointed in all of you.