A MESSAGE TO ALL "SINGLES" ON ST. VALENTINE'S DAY

Yes. We are all aware that you are single.

Yes. We recognize you not will be receiving flowers/candies/sex today.

Yes. We acknoweldge that you regard St. Valentine's Day as a "Hallmark sham."

Now, please... shut your party-pooping mouth. People are in love and you should be happy for them.

In a desolate world where folks cut each other off in traffic, budge in movie theatre lines, and kill one another in big, stupid wars... you should rejoice that two people are able to spoon on a couch, watching "Roseanne" together.

Yes. Like you, I am single on Valentine's Day, but to paraphrase The Zombies' "Friends of Mine"...

"It feels so good to know people so in love."

With that said... HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, EVERYBODY!