Wednesday, January 26, 2005

It was Sunday the 23rd!

Me and my friends/buddies/partners-in-rhyme were in the apartment, eating KFC (formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken) (formerly known as Greasy Fat Bones Will Kill You).

I wanted some mashed-potatoes-'n-gravy as a side, so as can be expected, I:

1) Made room for it on my plate
2) Opened up the styrofoam container
3) And naturally... I stuck a pen into the mashed potatoes.

Pen?! Mashed potatoes?! WHAT?!

Apparently, since the pen was the same color as the KFC silverware, I thought it could serve the same purpose.

As a result, I had mashed potatoes all over my favorite pen.

... Hmm. Does this constitute as a "story?" You decide, America.

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