Me and my friends/buddies/partners-in-rhyme were in the apartment, eating KFC (formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken) (formerly known as Greasy Fat Bones Will Kill You).
I wanted some mashed-potatoes-'n-gravy as a side, so as can be expected, I:
1) Made room for it on my plate
2) Opened up the styrofoam container
3) And naturally... I stuck a pen into the mashed potatoes.
Pen?! Mashed potatoes?! WHAT?!
Apparently, since the pen was the same color as the KFC silverware, I thought it could serve the same purpose.
As a result, I had mashed potatoes all over my favorite pen.
... Hmm. Does this constitute as a "story?" You decide, America.