So I've been watching "Full House" on Nick at Nite. A lot.
And I've notcied that Jodie Sweetin (a.k.a. "Stephanie") looks and acts a lot like my niece Alexis. Similar face. Similar speech patterns. This is intensified by the fact that in these episodes, Stephanie is the same age as Alexis is now.
The thing that worries me is... I've heard that old Jodie Sweetin (present-day age) is now fugly. Some friends saw her on a talk show or something and they said she totally lost her cuteness and is just plain hideous.
I hope my niece doesn't follow the same fate.
Because who wants an ugly niece?
And not you either.