THE CELEBRITY CITED LIST:
1. Dave "Gruber" Allen (Monday, August 30th, 2004)
2. Gedde Watanabe (Tuesday, September 14th, 2004)
3. Joey Pantoliano (Sunday, September 19th, 2004)
4. Patrick Renna (Monday, September 20th, 2004)
5. Randy Jackson (Tuesday, September 21st, 2004)
6. Richard Riehle (Monday, October 4th, 2004)
7. Dwier Brown (Saturday, October 16th, 2004)
8. Betsy Randle (Saturday, October 16th, 2004)
9. Michael J. Anderson (Saturday, October 16th, 2004)
10. Rider Strong (Monday, October 25th, 2004)
11. Heather Graham (Monday, October 25th, 2004)
12. Andy Berman (Friday, October 29th, 2004)
13. David Spade (Tuesday, November 9th, 2004)
Joe Dirt mastermind/funnyman David Spade was seen having drinks at the M-Bar's weekly "Comedy Death Ray Night" last week. At one point, Mr. Spade left for the bathroom - but not before he stepped on the back of my friend Neil's shoe, tripped, and graced my friend Mike's butt with his free hand.
Hollywood gossip-hounds are arguing if this was by "accident" or by "design." You decide!
With luck, a Holly-burg celebrity-star will grab my cakes sometime soon. Miss Dyan Cannon? I'm waiting!