THREE EASY RULES TO BEING A CRYPT:
1. Wear black no matter what.
2. Hate "The Bloods."
3. Drive around at night (with your headlights off) at all times. If a fellow driver warns you of this by flashing his or her own headlights on and off, then you must hunt them down and kill them.
If you have any interest in being a Crypt, contact my friend Jeff at Cryptkeeper_Jeff@Kevin-Smith-Fan.com.
Also... if you are a Blood, don't even think about applying. Seriously. It's rude and no one thinks it's funny (not even your lame-ass Blood-friends).