I want to make a t-shirt.
Specifically, a t-shirt for babies.
And it would read: "It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Teething)."
In case you were wondering... yes, this would be the cutest t-shirt ever.
And oh! It'd also feature a Li'l Baby Bob Dylan holding a bottle. And wearing a bonnet. With a pacifier in his mouth.
This, of course, would be the first in a long line of "Baby Dylan"-brand t-shirts, including:
- "The Free-crawlin' Baby Dylan"
- "The Diapers They Are A-Changing"
- "Drool on the Tracks"
More titles will appear depending on customer demand (or if I can come up with some more).
And don't forget about the popular "Baby Beatles" fashion line. Who can forget such classics as:
- "Can't Buy Me Baby Food."
- "Hey Jude (You're a Baby)"
- "The Muppet Babies Theme Song"
This was all fake. All of it.