Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Time to make my fantasy rock band!

Okay. First up. We need a drummer. Is there any doubt? Keith Moon! The Who's resident "wild"-man will surely be up to the task of keeping the beat... and definitely NOT keeping the peace. 1, 2, 3, 4! You're behind this fantasy band's drum kit, my man!

Next? The bassist. A bass guitar may only have four strings, but a master musician needs at least 8 fingers (or more) to play. So that's why I nominate Flea, the Red Hot Chili Peppers' resident "wild"-man to take on bassin' duties. Just promise me one thing, Flea? Never stop playin' the bass (even between each song).

Now who? Now who? Let me look here. Ah yes. The guitarist! Three words: Jimi, Jimi, Jimi. And no, it's not the Jimi you're thinking of. I'm talking about Jimi Hendrix! If he plays half as good as it looked like he did on that poster of my sister's in 1992, then we're in for a treat!

And finally, the lead vocalist. At the risk of sounding like a braggart, may I humbly suggest... Mick Jagger?! That's right. The Jag-uar. The only thing bigger than those famous lips? His hips. His wide, wide hips. The widest hips in all of rock, ladies and gentlemen. That's why his band was so frequently referred to as "The Rolling Stones and The Big, Baggy Jeans That Mick Jagger Has to Wear."

That's it. That's my fantasy rock band.

Oh, what's that? You want a name for this ultimate rock band?

Easy.

"The Blogspot Band," of course!

1 comment:

Rosalind said...

Keep up the good work.