For a couple of years now, the right side of my car has been all smashed up.
Recently, while I was driving down Melrose Avenue, a guy pulled up to me and yelled out from his car window, "Hey, buddy! I can fix your car for $250!"
I politely declined and said, "No thanks."
To which he replied...
"Okay, okay. I'll do it for $500!"
Sir, you drive a hard bargain.