Friday, July 15, 2005

"Did anyone ever tell you you're beautiful when you're angry?"

You never hear this anymore! Back in the 80's, that expression was in every movie you saw. That's right. Every movie. Go check. Really. I'll wait. Yes, yes. Go check.


Ah, there. Good. What'd you think of those boobs in Back to School? Yes. I closed my eyes, too. And yeah, the movie went too far when Rodney said the "f-word."

And oh. I hereby declare that I will bring back - "Did anyone ever tell you you're beautiful when you're angry?" - into public consciousness. Not through a massive campaign or anything like that. Just in my own small, little way:

LADY BOSS: "Why haven't you finished that report?!"
PAUL: "Did anyone ever tell you you're beautiful when you're angry?"

LADY COP: "Mr. Rust. You were travelling 22 miles over the speed limit."
PAUL: "Did anyone ever tell you you're beautiful when you're angry?"

LADY BULLDOG: "We just won State Basketball!"
PAUL: "Congratulations!"

I'm calling everyone (both male and female) to begin using this expression. With hard work and determination, it can regain popularity in our time! Do your part, citizens!

And, of course...

1. Dave "Gruber" Allen (Monday, August 30th, 2004)
2. Gedde Watanabe (Tuesday, September 14th, 2004)
3. Joey Pantoliano (Sunday, September 19th, 2004)
4. Patrick Renna (Monday, September 20th, 2004)
5. Randy Jackson (Tuesday, September 21st, 2004)
6. Richard Riehle (Monday, October 4th, 2004)
7. Dwier Brown (Saturday, October 16th, 2004)
8. Betsy Randle (Saturday, October 16th, 2004)
9. Michael J. Anderson (Saturday, October 16th, 2004)
10. Rider Strong (Monday, October 25th, 2004)
11. Heather Graham (Monday, October 25th, 2004)
12. Andy Berman (Friday, October 29th, 2004)
13. David Spade (Tuesday, November 9th, 2004)
14. Henry Winkler (Friday, December 10th, 2004)
15. Joe Elliott (Sunday, January 2nd, 2005)
16. Glenn Danzig (Saturday, January 22nd, 2005)
17. Jay Leno (Thursday, January 27th, 2005)
18. David Cross (Wednesday, February 16th, 2005)
19. Steve Guttenberg (Thursday, February 17th, 2005)
20. Bob Saget (Thursday, February 17th, 2005)
21. Bob Odenkirk (Thursday, February 24th, 2005)
22. Mike White (Friday, February 25th, 2005)
23. Anne Meara (Monday, February 28th, 2005)
24. Curtis Armstrong (Saturday, March 5th, 2005)
25. Chris Rock (Thursday, March 17th, 2005)
26. Michael McDonald (Thursday, March 17th, 2005)
27. David Krumholtz (Saturday, March 19th, 2005)
28. Robert Forster (Sunday, March 20th, 2005)
29. Michael Colton (Monday, March 28th, 2005)
30. John Aboud (Monday, March 28th, 2005)
31. Jack Black (Monday, March 28th, 2005)
32. Jason Lee (Thursday, April 14th, 2005)
33. Peter Bonerz (Monday, April 25th, 2005)
34. David Lovering (Monday, April 25th, 2005)
35. Ricki Lake (Tuesday, May 24th, 2005)
36. Marissa Jaret Winokur (Saturday, June 18th, 2005)
37. Jason Marsden (Thursday, June 30th, 2005)
38. Ben Foster (Tuesday, July 12th, 2005)
39. Ione Skye (Tuesday, July 12th, 2005)

Marsden was outside the Mann's Chinese...
Foster was shopping for groc-e-ries...
And Skye was a "Comedy Death Ray" attendee.

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