Y'know, there's a BRAND-NEW song playing on the radio lately and it's got a line that goes something like this:

They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway.

Yeah. Okay. But you know what? Neon lights ALSO shine bright somewhere else...

Las Vegas!

Open up your eyes, America's songwriters! And get your facts straight!!!

Hey, y'all -

I'm in two bands. Click on the link to check out their MySpace pages.

THE GLASS BEEF
Charlyne Yi and I play genuine rock-n-roll. We have a show this Friday at the UCB Theatre where will be selling our new debut CD.

DON'T STOP OR WE'LL DIE
Michael Cassady, Harris Wittels, and I play epic pop. We recorded last week and our new page features some of the early mixes.

If you like what you hear, make these bands your MySpace friends and spread the word, please.

Thanks!

Hey, gimme a break, people! I'm trying real hard to learn how to play the trumpet!

Every morning, I wake up, crack my knuckles, take a seat on that stool... and start wailing on those beautiful 88 keys!

Wait a minute. 88 keys... alternating between black and white... makes a piano sound when I touch them...

Oh, no! For the past 7 years, I haven't been learning how to play the trumpet at all!

I've been learning how to play the... PIANO!!!

Oh, well! Back to the ol' drawing board!

(The ol' TRUMPET board, that is!)

Y'know, it's funny. I hear all this talk: "Will the Western ride again?"

Just a moment ago, I read a headline on IMDB.com and it asked: "Will the Western ride again?"

And my answer is this: Hey, we'll just have to wait and see how much money 3:10 to Yuma makes on its opening weekend!

Maybe through that, we'll be better suited to answer that question...

Will the Western ride again?

I'd just like to point out that right now (at age 26, in September 2007), I am at my most handsome.

The most handsome I've ever been in my whole life.

And although my face is certainly not the most handsome when compared to others' faces, it's definitely the most handsome when compared to my past faces.

And that's something I shouldn't be too shy to acknowledge about myself.

Self-esteem.

These were just announced. Seats may still be available. Hope you can make it out!

First episode of "Dumbshits"