You know those bad dreams that feel entirely real, so you keep waking yourself up to re-state that "It's only a dream"... but even that doesn't work? So you lay in bed, feeling bad about all the awful things you may (or may not have) done?

I've had two such dreams in the last two nights.

FIRST DREAM: I got a girl pregnant.

SECOND DREAM: I paid $20 to enter a Butterfly-Catching Society, but I missed the first three meetings.

I'd like to think - nay, I hope - that these two dreams are related.