Monday, December 19, 2005

LESSON LEARNED FROM CHILDHOOD:

If you're on a little-league baseball team and you want to impress your coolest teammate (who wears fashionable clothes and is the best on the team), don't pull him aside and confidently tell him that your sister Amy went to an Aerosmith concert the night before. He will not think you're cool. Even if she did almost touch Steven Tyler's hand.

THE CELEBRITY CITED LIST:
62. Alex Désert (Friday, December 9th, 2005)
63. Rob Riggle (Wednesday, December 14th, 2005)
64. Andy Richter (Friday, December 16th, 20005)
65. Gary Cole (Monday, December 19th, 2005)

On TV's Becker, Désert couldn't see much (he was blind), but I sure spotted him outside the Bliss Cafe on Vine Street. Riggle and Richter were at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. And Gary Cole was in the lobby of the Arclight movie theatre.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Walking home from the post office, I saw a t-shirt in a store window that read:

"I Used to Be a Diva... But Now I'm a BITCH!"


Awesome.

I was going to follow this up by writing: "Now you know what shirt I want for Christmas." But that's not really true. What I actually should write is: "Now you know what I want written for my epitaph."

Make it happen.

THE CELEBRITY CITED LIST:
59. Melanie Hutsell (Saturday, November 19th, 2005)
60. Neil Patrick Harris (Saturday, December 3rd, 2005)
61. Geri Halliwell (Sunday, December 4th, 20005)

Melanie Hutsell at the UCB Theatre. Neil Patrick Harris at a Barnes and Noble. And Geri Halliwell at a Christmas party. Spice up your life!