Hey, gimme a break, people! I'm trying real hard to learn how to play the trumpet!

Every morning, I wake up, crack my knuckles, take a seat on that stool... and start wailing on those beautiful 88 keys!

Wait a minute. 88 keys... alternating between black and white... makes a piano sound when I touch them...

Oh, no! For the past 7 years, I haven't been learning how to play the trumpet at all!

I've been learning how to play the... PIANO!!!

Oh, well! Back to the ol' drawing board!

(The ol' TRUMPET board, that is!)