Two minutes ago, I felt my first earthquake.
It was pretty cool.
Right now, I'm currently in the process of getting my name changed to "Earthquake Man" or "Earthquake Dude." I'll travel from elementary school to elementary school, sharing stories about my survival and educating children about how they can be brave like me and protect themselves from earthquakes.
Okay. I just confirmed all the dates on my upcoming "Earthquake Survival" tour. Most of the schools I visit will be in the Midwest.
Signed,
"Earthquake Man" or "Earthquake Dude"
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