My guess for M.J.'s Favorite Horror Movie

As what seems to be a new national pastime, my fellow co-workers and I were trying to out-gross one another with lurid Michael Jackson rumors.

After the grossest tidbit was told (involving a nude Michael Jackson and his favorite horror movie), we all resumed our work.

One co-worker, however, wanted the salacious tales to continue.

"I want to talk about Michael more," he said.

To which I replied...

"So what'd you think about Fahrenheit 9/11?"

I am the new genius of modern comedy.