Ring a bell and punch a beggar! My movie "David Mows Yards" began shooting today. TRIVIA: The first scene we shot will be the first scene in the movie. Don't disbelieve me!

In case you didn't know, I am playing David. In today's scene, my mom played David's mom. My mom is my mom is my mom is my mom. Damn. I am so meta. Meta as "Godspell."

I watched the footage and realized I'll have to re-shoot a section. It was too dark and looked like dump. This is the way of the world.

At one point today, my mom had to drive over-the-speed-limit. She passed a cop in his car and... you know what? She kept speeding! True professional.